The Flawed Premise of 95 Percent of 401(k) Plans

Here’s the difference between decisions made by 401(k) plan sponsors and the decisions you make for your individual portfolio: Your lack of investment knowledge will affect only your portfolio. The poor decisions made by 95 percent (or more) of 401(k) plan sponsors can destroy the retirement goals of millions of American employees.

I meet with many 401(k) plan sponsors. They all tell me the same thing. Their broker or insurance company claims to have the ability to select actively managed funds that will outperform the indexes. My response is simple: Show me the data. Start by showing me the funds they have selected in the past, with the dates when they entered and exited the funds. If they have this ability, you would assume most of those funds beat the benchmark. I have never received this information.

Here’s another question you should ask: How have the proprietary mutual funds (the ones that have the name of the brokerage firm in the name of the fund) performed against their benchmarks? If a broker tells you he can pick fund winners, you would think their branded funds would have a long track record of routinely outperforming their benchmarks. Be sure to get at least ten years of performance data.

Let’s put the daunting task of picking fund “winners” in perspective. How hard do you think it is for the most sophisticated fund managers in the world to beat the S&P 500 index, when that is their designated benchmark? It must be harder than it looks because less than 40 percent of these funds do so in any given year according to a study by Standard and Poors.

Presumably, each of the losing fund managers had every expectation of beating their benchmark at the beginning of the year. How likely is it that a broker could predict in advance that the fund manager would fail to meet this goal? Do brokers know something that has eluded these fund managers and their employers?

Many state pension funds retain brokers with this purported expertise to advise their plans. They are understandably eager to reap the extra returns promised by these “experts”. How has that worked out?

Not well. A comprehensive study compared the long term results of state pension plans with index based portfolios of comparable risk. Almost all of the plans underperformed.

The problem is not lack of data. It’s that plan sponsors are not aware of the data and brokers want to keep them in the dark. Burton Malkiel, in his seminal book, A Random Walk Down Wall Street, reviewed the research and concluded that “It does not appear that one can fashion a dependable strategy of generating excess returns based on a belief that long-run mutual fund returns are persistent.” The problem is not that no actively managed funds outperform. Some do. The issue is whether anyone has the expertise to pick them in advance.

Financial author and blogger Richard A. Ferri computed the odds of picking a fund that would beat the benchmark and found they were 2 to 1 against doing so. Ferri concluded: “The odds are against picking a winning fund, and the payouts don’t justify the risk.”

I can find no credible data supporting the inclusion of actively managed funds in 401(k) plans or individual portfolios. Yet, the securities industry is so clever and its advertising is so overwhelming, that these funds dominate the investment options in most plans. The cost to plan participants is staggering.

The system needs a complete overhaul.

Dan Solin is a senior vice president of Index Funds Advisors. He is the New York Times bestselling author of “The Smartest Investment Book You’ll Ever Read Exchange Server Key,” “The Smartest 401(k) Book You’ll Ever Read,” “The Smartest Retirement Book You’ll Ever Read” and “The Smartest Portfolio You’ll Ever Own.” His new book is “The Smartest Money Book You’ll Ever Read.” The views set forth in this blog are the opinions of the author alone and may not represent the views of any firm or entity with whom he is affiliated. The data, information, and content on this blog are for information Windows 7 product key free, education Office Visio Key, and non-commercial purposes only. Returns from index funds do not represent the performance of any investment advisory firm. The information on this blog does not involve the rendering of personalized investment advice and is limited to the dissemination of opinions on investing. No reader should construe these opinions as an offer of advisory services. Readers who require investment advice should retain the services of a competent investment professional. The information on this blog is not an offer to buy or sell, or a solicitation of any offer to buy or sell any securities or class of securities mentioned herein. Furthermore, the information on this blog should not be construed as an offer of advisory services. Please note that the author does not recommend specific securities nor is he responsible for comments made by persons posting on this blog.

 

Law firm Dewey warns of impending layoffs

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Law firm Dewey & LeBoeuf notified attorneys and staff on Friday that they could face mass layoffs, in the starkest sign yet that Dewey could be on the verge of collapse.

“Although we continue to pursue various avenues, it is possible that adverse developments could ultimately result in the closure of the firm, which would result in the termination of your employment,” the firm said in a letter to employees that was obtained by Reuters.

Angelo Kakolyris, a spokesman for the firm, declined to comment.

The firm issued the notification under a federal law known as the WARN Act and similar state laws that require employers to notify workers of mass layoffs in advance. The federal WARN Act requires employers with 100-plus employees to give them 60 days’ notice, while New York’s WARN Act requires employers with 50 or more workers to give at least 90 days’ notice.

“Although we continue to pursue various avenues, it is possible that adverse developments could ultimately result in the closure of the firm,” the letter said.

Dewey & LeBoeuf replica watches, once one of the biggest law firms in the United States, has been struggling this year with growing debt, declining revenue and partner defections, which continued unabated on Friday.

Since January, the firm has lost at least 120 of its 300 partners amid a mounting debt crisis. It has tried and failed to find a merger partner.

Employees leaving Dewey’s offices in midtown New York on Friday declined to talk to a reporter. Workers from a local moving company called Moishe’s loaded about two dozen boxes labeled Dewey & LeBoeuf early on Friday evening before driving away.

A Facebook site set up to help Dewey attorneys and staff find jobs grew to 220 members on Friday afternoon.

Earlier on Friday replica watches, another source close to the situation said that Dewey & LeBoeuf had dismissed Executive Director Stephen DiCarmine within the last week. DiCarmine has retained a prominent criminal defense lawyer, the source said.

Last week, the firm informed its partners that the New York District Attorney launched an investigation into allegations of wrongdoing by former Chairman Steven Davis.

No allegations of wrongdoing have been brought against DiCarmine. The reasons for his termination couldn’t be determined. Davis has denied any wrongdoing and DiCarmine did not return phone calls seeking comment.

DiCarmine has hired Edward Little, a former federal prosecutor in Manhattan, according to the source, who declined to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter. Little, a partner at law firm Hughes Hubbard & Reed, declined to comment on whether he had been hired in connection with the DA probe.

Defections from the firm decimated its overseas offices on Friday, with a wave of departures in Britain, Germany replica watches, Kazakhstan, UAE and Russia.

Dewey’s options could include an out-of-court wind-down or a bankruptcy, whether voluntary or forced by its creditors, bankruptcy experts said.

Earlier this week, Dewey denied any plans to file for bankruptcy. Industry experts say a filing would be expensive and unlikely to salvage the firm, but could provide an efficient legal framework for Dewey to collect receivables from departed partners.

People who are owed money by Dewey have already begun seeking to sell their claims to third parties on a secondary market at a heavy discount, said Kevin Starke, a bankruptcy analyst with CRT Capital Group, a brokerage that specializes in distressed securities.

When businesses are insolvent or close to it, their stakeholders, fearing they will not be paid fully or on time, commonly sell their claims at a discount to institutional buyers in an effort to recover some money.

In Dewey’s case, sellers will likely include trade vendors, suppliers and other service providers who may have receivables against the firm, Starke said.

“A market for receivables is shaping up around 10-to-15 cents on the dollar,” he said.

(Additional reporting by Andrew Longstreth, Karen Freifeld and Caitlin Tremblay; Editing by Noeleen Walder, Eric Effron, Eddie Evans, Gary Hill)

 

Anna Hazare denies Rift in Team over Baba Ramdev

New Delhi: A day after Team Anna’s member Mufti Shameen Kazmi was sacked from the team, Anna denied the reports of rift in his team over the ‘leakage of information’ or yoga guru Baba Ramdev.

Anna on Monday said, “There is no rift. What rift are you talking about? A team member who leaked information yesterday, there was a problem. People in our team had asked why he did so. So he said he would not come back”.

Kazmi was sacked from the team after he was allegedly found recording the proceedings of Core Committee meeting in Noida on Sunday. However, Kazmi claimed that he quit the team as it was turning anti-Muslim.

Reacting to the issue Setting Tattoo Machine, Anna said that thre is no fallout. “If there was a rift Tattoo Tools, they would have been fighting”, he added.

Anna further said that there is no difference in team over the participation of Baba Ramdev in the anti-corruption movement. He revealed that he will visit entire Maharashtra to seek support for Jan Lokpal Bill and campaign against black money. However, he ruled out that he would not be touring the country with Ramdev, even though they are fighting together on corruption and black money issues.

He said that during the tour, they may share stage together whenever they will meet, but there will be no joint tour. “We are fighting for the same purpose of getting back black money and the Lokpal and the Lokayukta bills. We shall stand together and there is no change on that. After my Maharashtra trip Tattoo Machine Supplies, when we go together, it is possible that we will be on the stage together”, he said the reporters just before leaving for his hometown of Ralegan Siddhi after attending the meeting in Noida.

 

The Supreme Court and the Health Law Cases ‘It Ai

By the time you read this article, more than a month will have elapsed since the nine justices of our Supreme Court heard oral arguments over three days in what will be looked back upon as historic cases of a generation. The Court will be deciding whether or not the federal healthcare act signed into law in March 2010 — the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (ACA) — is constitutional. As many commentators and columnists there are who are paid to comment, as many pundits there are who pontificate, and as many scholars there are who analyze every word of every question and every statement made by each of the Justices Handmade Tattoo Machine, so there has been an equal number of opinions. What is the voting public to think or believe, including those members of the Tenth Congressional District Democrats who subscribe to this newsletter?

The best way to characterize what took place at the end of March over those three days and to capture it in sort of a “retrospectoscope” are the words of the famous New York Yankee, Hall-of-Fame catcher Yogi Berra: “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.” Despite what any columnist, writer, pundit, or scholar has said after listening to the oral arguments, the justices’ words, demeanor, and verbalization of ideas do not necessarily signal how the Supreme Court will decide the issues — which they will do no later than the close of its current term on June 30. Given the monumental importance of the issues, what happened during oral argument will be followed up by many further discussions and debate among the justices, and there will even be attempts by one justice to convince another to change his thinking. Because the four “liberal” justices (Ginsburg, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan) seemed convinced that ACA should be the law of the land, all their camp needs to do is to peel off one from the other side. The most likely candidates may be Justice Kennedy or Chief Justice Roberts.

There were four issues before the Court: (1) whether or not an 1867 law, the Anti-Injunction Act, that precludes challenging a tax in a federal court until after it is due and paid, applies; (2) whether the individual mandate (called the “minimum coverage” provision) that requires every person to buy a health policy of insurance or else suffer a money penalty exceeds Congress’ authority under the Commerce Clause of our constitution; (3) whether, if this mandate is found to be unconstitutional, all or any part of the remaining portions of ACA could remain (this is called the “severability” issue); and (4) whether the provisions concerning the expansion of Medicaid are unconstitutional because they coerce the states’ participation in them in return for the federal government’s providing no less than 90 percent of the added costs by 2020 and beyond.

I. Tax or Penalty?

The first issue can be disposed of with dispatch. The Supreme Court will not find that the Anti-Injunction Act blocks its consideration of the other three issues. It will no doubt find the monetary amount that under the ACA must be paid by anyone who does not buy a health insurance policy to be a penalty, and not a tax. This was the position of the government as well as the challengers — the Court had to appoint outside counsel to argue otherwise.

II. Individual mandate

The main issue before the Court is whether Congress has the power to tell us that we have to purchase a policy of insurance. Those who oppose the mandate claim that never in the history of the Republic has the government forced citizens to purchase a product or service. This contention was echoed during oral argument by Justice Scalia (who queried whether, if the government can force us to purchase a health policy, what would be next, broccoli?), by Chief Justice Roberts (who asked whether the government could mandate that we buy cell phones for emergencies), and by Justice Alito (who asked the same about burial services). But with such questions, the conservative bloc that includes Justice Thomas (who, as is his wont, did not ask a single question during the three days of argument) seems to fail to understand that healthcare, with its financing arm in the U.S., insurance, is unique among markets affecting interstate commerce. The questions also seemed to reflect thinking that is the product of the ideology of those on the right who fail to acknowledge the millions of Americans who cannot access or afford healthcare without the ACA.

Healthcare is unique for the following reasons:

• We all need healthcare, from cradle to grave.

• That need is unpredictable.

• By law, healthcare providers must provide treatment to all in emergencies.

• Paying out of pocket for healthcare is beyond the means of nearly every American;
consequently every American who needs healthcare also needs insurance to pay for it.

• In order to pay for the ACA’s benefits (such as guaranteed insurance, including no denial of benefits based on healthcare status, like pre-existing conditions; community rating, which means that no one will be discriminated against based on age or gender; keeping children on parents’ policies until age 26; forbidding caps on lifetime coverage; and requiring inclusion in all policies of certain required medical services without cost), the risk of loss must be spread across as large a population as possible. This is the rationale for imposing the individual mandate on everyone. As Justice Ginsburg stated during oral arguments, “If you’re going to have insurance, that’s how insurance works.”

• Since everyone receives some healthcare at some time, unless everyone can pay, cost shifting occurs, and those who are insured and who can afford such services pay for the uninsured.

Those who contest the uniqueness of healthcare and health insurance assert the “slippery slope” argument: if Congress can require everyone to purchase health insurance, then why not food, or cell phones, or automobiles. But the conservative justices are smart enough to realize that this slippery slope argument is merely an excuse. Each of them knows full well that there are many protections afforded citizens that prevent intrusion by the federal government into citizens’ personal choices. These include the Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendment and other provisions of the Constitution. Recall the noted Nancy Cruzan case in which the Court was faced with establishing a standard for terminating life of a person who was on life support. The Court held that due process guaranteed a competent person the right to refuse medical treatment. In line with this thinking is noted Columbia University Law School conservative constitutional law scholar, Henry Paul Monaghan, who writes: “Sustaining the mandate would not give rise to the justices’ of boundless federal authority” in the New Republic. The justices must also know that Congress has the authority to regulate both the healthcare market and the insurance market due to their respective impact on interstate commerce. So it is not a question of regulation of a market here; it must be only the method of regulation to which the conservative Justices might object.

Those opposing the mandate invoke individual liberty, claiming, “‘Obamacare’ is the opposite of freedom. Under Obamacare, the government, not the individual, has freedom” (Santorum, “My plan offers a better way than ObamaRomney Care,” USA Today, 4-2-12, p.9A). Why force folks to buy insurance when they do not wish to do so, or do not wish to do so until the need arises, like on the way to the hospital in an ambulance?

But the insurance model does not, and cannot, work this way. Using the broccoli example, as noted economist and Nobel laureate, Paul Krugman, has written, “When people choose not to buy broccoli Kuro Sumi Tattoo Ink, they don’t make broccoli unavailable to those who want it. But when people don’t buy health insurance until they get sick — which is what happens in the absence of a mandate — the resulting worsening of the risk pool makes insurance more expensive, and often unaffordable for those who remain.” (“Broccoli and Bad faith Tattoo Gun Buy,” NY Times, 4-1-12). An auto dealer is not forced to give a car to every person who needs it so that those of us able to afford one then have to pay for others’ cars as well. And, government doesn’t force people into the healthcare market; from birth we all are in it, like it or not.

As an alternative to the mandate, could Congress tax citizens to pay for healthcare? There doesn’t seem to be any serious question that taxing citizens to pay for government-furnished healthcare is constitutional. Think about Medicare, for example. As quoted in Krugman’s piece, Charles Fried, a former solicitor general under Ronald Reagan, has said, “I’ve never understood why regulating by making people go buy something is somehow more intrusive than regulating by making them pay taxes and then giving it to them.”

So where are we left on the mandate? What then if the Supreme Court finds the mandate unconstitutional? Well, taxes could be substituted, as mentioned previously, but that is pure fantasy given the political climate in Congress, even though mandates already exist in the form of payroll tax dollars used to fund Social Security and Medicare. Justice Ginsburg likened our Social Security system to a government old-age annuity that everyone is forced to purchase. “It just seems very strange to me that there’s no question we can have a Social Security system [despite] all the people who say [of the ACA's 'individual mandate']: ‘I’m being forced to pay for something I don’t want.’” And then there was Justice Kennedy, who wondered about Congress having the ability to create a Medicare-type system for the uninsured without any private market intervention.

Social Security and Medicare are not the only existing mandates. There are the federal laws that prohibit group health plans from setting lower or lifetime dollar limits for mental health benefits (1996 Mental Health Parity Act), and those that mandate that health plans offer maternity coverage to pay for at least a 48-hour hospital stay following normal deliveries and 96 hours following a Caesarean section (1996 Newborns’ and Mothers’ Health Protection Act).

What is thus left if the Supreme Court fails to find the mandate constitutional is that millions more than the 50 million or so Americans now uninsured will find themselves unable to access and afford our healthcare system. What an incredible travesty of social policy this would present if it were to become reality.

III. Severability

If the mandate is tossed out, what parts, if any, of the ACA would remain? The two most closely-aligned provisions to the mandate within the ACA are the guaranteed issue and community rating sections. To reiterate, these provisions bar discrimination in healthcare insurance based on such factors as age and gender; call for benefits such as coverage for preexisting conditions, and certain required medical services; require that children be permitted to remain on their parents’ policies until age 26; and prohibit lifetime caps on coverage. Without the mandate, it is unlikely that the insurance industry could still afford guaranteed issue and community rating. In that sense, all three of these provisions of the ACA are integrally-linked. If one falls, they all probably will.

Less certain are the other provisions within this massive act, and it is doubtful that the Court will have any inclination to say exactly what stays and what goes — that is a determination generally left to the legislative branch of government. Another option would be to throw out the entire ACA, as Justice Scalia seemed predisposed to do with his observation that the mandate is the heart of the legislation and that, without it, nothing could stand. The liberal bloc chose to see it otherwise, since the ACA includes many provisions that are unrelated to the mandate. Besides guaranteed issue and community rating, additional provisions in the ACA include: (1) increased coverage of preventive services; (2) birth control coverage; (3) restrictions on lifetime and annual limits; (4) coverage for children with pre-existing conditions; (5) pre-existing condition insurance plan; (6) no health plan barriers for ob-gyn services; (7) access to out-of-network emergency room services; (8) right to appeal health insurance plan decisions; (9) consumer assistance program; (10) more value for the insurance dollar (80/20 rule (medical loss ratio)); (11) no insurance cancellations for honest mistakes; (12) expanded Medicare coverage (prescription drugs); (13) Indian Health Improvement Act reauthorized; (14) tanning salon tax; and (15) expanded coverage for young adults on their parents’ plans. (Hall, K., “Affordable Care Act Would Have Immediate Consequences,” Huffington Post, posted 04-03-2012)).

The right thing to do is find the mandate constitutional as a proper exercise of Congress’ authority under the Commerce Clause, thus eliminating any need to address severability. There are enough safeguards in place to protect individual liberties from unwarranted intrusions by the government under the Commerce Clause.

IV. Medicaid Provisions

The final issue is whether the ACA’s expansion of the Medicaid program is impermissible under the Constitution since states are coerced into participating by accepting federal funds. Several of the conservative justices seemed attracted to this proposition. Justice Sotomayor was astounded, asking how a state could claim to be coerced into voluntarily participating in an expanded Medicaid when it is given a boatload of money by the federal government in return for complying with the terms of the program? Under the ACA, from 2014-2016, the federal government will pick up 100 percent of the states’ additional Medicaid costs, scaling down to 90 percent in 2020 and thereafter. Justice Sotomayor posited that the argument that the Medicaid provisions were unconstitutional suggested that the larger any federal program is the less power the federal government has to control the quid pro quo for the money it is providing.

The Medicaid expansion should be upheld.

V. Conclusion

The implications of these Supreme Court health law cases are so momentous for the times that one should not write the obituary for the mandate just yet. Even apart from the epistemic difficulty with having the new benefits and coverage without a mandate on all citizens to pay for them, a beacon of hope exists that ACA will be found constitutional in all respects. Chief Justice Roberts and/or Justice Kennedy hopefully will realize that to find the mandate unconstitutional will destroy the best possible means — even knowing some of its provisions need tweaking and further enhancement — to have millions more Americans than now be able to access and afford healthcare in the United States. After all, if we do not have our health, we have nothing at all. Healthcare should be a right for all, and the ACA is a start in that direction. Concomitantly, wouldn’t Chief Justice Roberts want “his” court to be known more for a balanced approach at decision-making going forward, i.e. affirming ACA as the law of the land, in contrast to the Court’s opinions in such cases as Bush v. Gore and Citizens United v. FCC? As Dworkin wrote in, “Why the Mandate Is Constitutional: The Real Argument” (New York Review of Books), “These [like] decisions soiled the Supreme Court’s reputation and they harmed the nation. We must hope, though perhaps against the evidence, that the Court will not now add to that unfortunate list.”

As the title to this piece says, “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.”

This article that I authored originally appeared in Tenth News, the newsletter of the Illinois Tenth Congressional District Democrats, May 2012, Vol. 9, Edition 5, at pp. 9-13. It can be accessed by either going to the website and accessing the May 2012 newsletter, or here. I thank the editors of Tenth News for its publication for those in Illinois’ 10th Democratic District to read, though its content also serves a broader audience, including the readership of HuffPost.

 

Could Your Small Business Benefit From a Strategic

It’s spring! Flowers are in bloom, cropped pants are being taken off their dusty shelves and small business owners Replica Emilio Pucci Dresses, grumpy from the cold winter months, are looking forward to the future.

What better time to take your staff away for a day or two of deep discussion, meaningful deliberation and donuts? While off-site strategy and planning sessions are often considered the purview of Fortune 500 companies, small businesses can benefit tremendously from a focused foray out of the office.

If you and your team could use some concentrated time to sort out a strategy, solve a big problem or step back and innovate, a springtime off-site may be just what the doctor ordered. Getting away from the office, and the usual interruptions Christian Audigier Clothing sale, can revive your enthusiasm for a business or project and rev up your focus. The trick is to make the most of your time away.

Spend at least one day away: If possible, make it two. Even though you save money by eliminating overnight accommodations with just a day’s outing, you miss out on the opportunity to socialize and informally discuss work-related issues in the evening. Greater group bonding also seems to occur over a two-day period.

Go easy on the PowerPoint: While certain data is no doubt important to communicate, back-to-back PowerPoint presentations and endless ramblings in a half-lighted room invite drowsiness. Instead create an agenda that incorporates group exercises, discussion, role-play, hands-on working sessions, demonstrations and interesting outside speakers. Whenever I conduct strategic off-sites with a client, I use the “once an hour” rule. Once an hour, I make sure and include an activity that requires participation by every person at the off-site. This might mean paired or group sharing, role-play or another interactive exercise. It keeps everyone involved and prevents a few stronger players from dominating the entire day.

Leave some breathing room: A tightly packed schedule with no downtime leads to information overload and off-site burnout. Don’t jam each day so chock full of activities that attendees never get a chance to catch their breath and reflect on what’s being discussed. Keep in mind that much of the value of the retreat will happen in side discussions outside the room. By allowing for these conversational spaces, your off-site will be even richer in results.

Build in flexibility: Don’t be so tied to an agenda or timeline that a hot, heavy and important discussion gets shelved so that you can stay on schedule. The point of the retreat is to draw people in and get them to think, act and participate in new ways.

Play: While you want your off-site to be productive, you don’t want it to be a grind. Setting up activities for play is an important part of the package. Ideas include: a golf outing, dinner at a popular restaurant, a visit to a museum, theater tickets and the spa.

Sidebar: Off-Site Checklist

Here are a few things to consider to make your off-site a success before you even arrive:

What is the purpose/theme of the off-site?
Given the purpose, who should be invited? Who will select the site, make the arrangements and coordinate with the site management?
What kind of “welcome” packet do you want the attendees to receive on arrival?
Do you need audiovisual equipment? If so, who will be responsible for this?
Who is your contact person at the site? Is this the person that any deliveries should be addressed to?
Will you have any presentations during lunch or dinner? If so, is the catering department aware of your plans? Do you want organized entertainment in the evenings? What will it be, and who will organize it?
What time is staff expected to arrive? Do they need driving directions? Is a meal being served upon arrival? Are you offering vegetarian food to those who need it?
Once at the site, who will be responsible for overseeing arrivals, room allocation and registration?
How do you want to begin and end the off-site?

Karen Leland is a best-selling author, marketing and branding consultant and president of Sterling Marketing Group where she helps businesses create killer content and negotiate the wired world of today’s media landscape — social and otherwise. For questions or comments, please contact her at kl@karenleland.com

 

Midlife crisisVW thinks the Passat’s just the tick

The hilarious new “Midlife Crisis Retreat” advertising campaign lampoons the often loony behavior of men in their 40s trying to hang on to their 20s via two-decade-old slang Tattoo Supplies, iconography and pop culture. We don’t agree that the Passat is any kind of cure for the midlife crisis; it’s pretty much just the car you’d expect a 45-year-old to be driving as he checks his porcelain veneers in the rearview and says “Yes, you’ve still got it” out loud to himself.

Disguised as a website for a midlife-crisis treatment center, the campaign itself is clever, with a chuckle-inducing list of worrying statistics Tattoo Supplies, and a self-evaluation test at the website. Apparently, the spots attached to this effort have been airing with a high frequency in the UK, so they’re likely now the TV equivalent of middle aged. Since we haven’t seen them yet in the US, they’re still fresh as a daisy, and it’s comfoting to know that midlife crises are pretty much the same across the Atlantic.

Thanks for the tip, Christian

[Source: VW via German Car Blog]

 

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What’s most important about this car is what’s under the hood – a 15-kilowatt electric motor that offers 15 horsepower and 110 pound-feet of torque for initial acceleration thrust, matched with Buick’s 2.4-liter direct-injected inline-four. Combine that with regenerative braking and a start/stop system for the engine Cheap Chloe Dresses, and the end result is a Regal that’s capable of achieving 26 miles per gallon in the city and 37 mpg highway.

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VideoFernando Alonso shows us how to get around Fi

Fernando Alonso takes the Ferrari F10 around Fiorano – Click above to watch the video after the jump
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Ferrari took advantage of a loophole in the regulations that allows teams to run their cars during the season for “promotional purposes.” So in order to test the revisions that the Scuderia made to its F10 racer in advance of this past weekend’s European Grand Prix Buy DKNY Dresses, and allow their two-time world champion to get some track time at Fiorano, Ferrari had to release this clip. Follow the jump to watch the video from inside the cockpit Buy Herve Leger gown, and consider the team suitably promoted.

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Bats get the boot

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They had settled in the gardens after flying in from the Eastern states around January in search of good.

Staff from the Environment Department are now trying to move the bats on Cheap Herve Leger gown, as they are known to damage plants.

“The flying fox colonies can impact on plant collections in the botanic gardens over time Cheap Chanel Dresses, and although the colony isn’t doing that at the moment Cheap Karen Millen Dresses, we expect that it will grow over time, so we’re trying to pre-empt that and move the colony while it’s still small Discount Chanel Dresses,” Environment Department spokesman, Jason Van Weenen said.

It’s a noisy process though, with workers needing to make as much ‘annoying noise’ as possible, to encourage the bats to move on.

“Basically it’s very simple, we rubbed a couple of pieces of timber together and it makes a bit of an annoying sound for the bats Cheap Chloe Dresses,” Mr Van Weenen said.

“We wanted to see them move just a short distance… we’re hoping that now they can settle down and get some rest.”

“We’ll repeat the process over the next couple of days and basically just have the bats moving a short distance and hopefully over that time they’ll relocate.”

 

Toyota conquers Antarctic in jet-fueled Hilux pick

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